So a Bojangles Just opened up so I decided to go check it out with some friends… Oh look free WIFI…

Looking For A TRUST FUND HIPSTER Or J.A.P. Girl To Leech Off 4 Summer (Brooklyn/Manhattan)
Reply to: serv-brazw-1132328435@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-20, 10:57PM EDT

Looking for someone to house me plus the occasional meal. Benefits outweigh the Cons.

**Here’s what I am looking for. You must meet at least 97% of the requirements.**

-Must be a girl, from birth and currently
-Trust fund hipster. Trust fund anything might slide.
-J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess)
-Can house me from mid May - mid Aug. (in a bed, w/ or w/o you)
-A decent place in Brooklyn, no more than a 20 minute commute to Williamsburg
-A 6+ on the untold scale of ratings
-Not looking for money
-No pointy elbows
-Under 160 pounds (baby you can’t weigh more than me)
-No REAL STD’s
-Can occasionally take me out to eat
-$$$$$$$$$$$$

**Here is what you get.**

-An amazing guy to brag about to your girlfriends and parents
-A couple pictures together
-Facebook status “it’s complicated” on both our ends
-I can provide a sense of safety and boost your ego
-Can tag along to parties, concerts and other sorts of gatherings
-Possibility of a life long relationship depending on how well you meet the above requirements
-The pleasure of watching me eat the $90 Chilean Sea Bass I’ll order when you take me out
-I can provide you with knowledge on how to be a mans dream girl
-Probably can score you some leggings with eyeballs on them
-Possibility of me staying longer than 3 months

Please provide a picture, amount of money you have immediate access to (ballpark is fine) and where you live.

Here’s your chance to do your one good deed for the month. I’m moving to Brooklyn this summer for an internship at Mishka so I’m going to be scroungin for money. Donate what you can spare so I can eat and sleep at night without having to beg for money in front of the Marcy projects with a baby selling drugs at 4a.m.. Werd.

Paypal your change and bills to - reedmaidhof@yahoo.com

-Donate over $5 and you get an original drawing from me or my 6 year old brother who is a pro at drawing vampires and watermelons sent to you via mail or email. I will accept requests.

-Donate over $10 and you get the above and a surprise that you’ve probably never had before. Ever had Havana Cola, didn’t think so. Quality goods!

-Donate over $20 and you get all of the above PLUS an iChat date with a beautiful girl, can’t promise nudity.

-Donate over $50 and you get all of the above PLUS a Mishka shirt and some stickers or somethin, could be better than a shirt though, you never know.

-Donate over $12,000 and you get everything above as well as a 2002 BMW 325i with 125k miles filled with all my random junk.

Also donate to my boy Patricks fund to buy a dinosaur HERE

OH WERD???!!!!???

Bmw and Audi have always been pitted against eachother and sometimes they take it to the marketing level.. Here’s the most recent one. Had to make the image smaller to fit, but the Audi sign reads “Your Move. BMW”

And another great one

This is one of the best finds on Youtube in a while.  Thanks to the Bloglin for finding it.

I dont know whats going on here so dont ask… no story to go with it

WEEEEERRRRDDDD.hahahahahah

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I’ve been in NYC getting my summer internship with Mishka lined up as well as eating my face off.

This mix is absolutely insane! The 7th installment of the Keep Watch series from Mishka. Trouble and Bass is on the menu this time and their music is bound to keep you up all night and morning. Might be seeing them soon actually at the Mad Decent WMC party this weekend in Miami.

Download the mix here:

Mishka Keep Watch Vol. 7 - Trouble and Bass

Saw this on my man Patrick’s blog, RobotBitesMan.com. Supposively this isn’t photoshopped or anything, it’s an actual dolphin that has the misfortune of being albino, sad really. It has been named “BCA” which stands for breast cancer awareness, no but really, BCA. Full story HERE.

“Interior Crocodile Alligator,

I drive a chevrolet movie theater”

Went saw the shuttle launch on Monday before I left for NYC

New mix to add to the Mishka Keep Watch Series. This time the UK’s Skream did the honors and brought his dark underground dubstep to the table. I’ve really been into dubstep for a while now and Skream is probably one of my favorites alongside Caspa, Rusko and The Others. Hate Orlando for lacking everything good to do with Music, although Diplo will be here on Thursday.

Download it HERE